One Half of a Once-Ler
Seconds before a dive to the right~

Seconds before a dive to the right~

Why does Halfler let you ride him? He's a human, not an animal!
Anonymous

"Well…I guess because Half trusts me? And I know he’s a human! I think it’s because I treat him the same, I don’t take him for granted.” Ted rubs the back of his head shyly. 

"He’s just really important to me, and I’m pretty sure he feels the same. There’s been plenty of times where he’s had a choice between catching me and letting me end up flat on the ground and…he hasn’t. So."

"Alright Half-ler, show me what you got!"

"Alright Half-ler, show me what you got!"

*spanks you*
Anonymous

*Half gives an indignant shriek and flaps into the rafters*

Warn a guy!!

((More human!Half. Cause I think people miss him.))

Older!Ted sketches—current age

Older!Ted sketches—current age

charliemcarthy:

charliemcarthy:

So my social media project isn’t going as smoothly as I hoped—I almost wonder if it’s worth trying a second one as a fall back.

Well, it can’t hurt! So here’s the deal. I need 50 followers on my Things That Go Bump in the Night blog to do the project.

So do you like black drawings of spooky monsters? Do you like learning about said monsters? It’s sort of like Scooby-Doo, so please follow this meddling kid for her Junior Seminar class! (It’s an exercise in social media, if you couldn’t tell.) Best part is, you can unfollow anytime after April 25th! Signal boosting would also be helpful!

Tl;DR

  • First 10 followers will get a digital sketch of their favorite monster! (I’ll message you—so have your box open so I can let you know!)
  • Can unfollow after April 25th (my class ends)
  • This is actually for money and if I won I’d cry you guys please indirectly help me make some money please tumblr
  • Have a great day!!

reblogging for the day crowd!

((Please help me out! This would mean the world to me!))

Have you ever eaten someone Half-ler?
Anonymous

"…yes, I have. But that was only in critical circumstances—it was only for survival. If I hadn’t done what I did, they would have killed both me, and probably Ted. It doesn’t make it right, but it does make it self defense. And I have to tell myself that, or I’d go crazy. Well, crazier.”

Looking For Ted

M!A: This is a shield. It protects you from any anon magic that might hurt you, physically or mentally. It works 24 hours starting from when you post this ask on your blog and cannot be broken or removed until the time has run out. Have a safe and sound April fools day.
Anonymous

"Wow, thanks Anon! I’ll pass this on to Half-ler too, he’s got enough on his plate right now."

Sketches of Half-ler either angry, wearing the saddle Ted made or both. Half-ler’s also thrown people for trying to sit on his back, and while he hasn’t killed anybody he has broken bones and on one occasion, spirits.

"Alright buddy, you’re all saddled up, you’ve eaten…well, everything, including 50 fish, two bags of marshmellows and what appears to be half my chair."

"Er…sorry bout that."

"Oh just get out of here you dork, you’re going to see that other Ted right?"

"Mhm. I’ll be back later."

"Have a good time, and next time Half? Come back BEFORE you start to starve. Sheesh."

"That softie."

I'm back from the stooOOOOOOOOOOoooorrEEEEEE

ask-fake-ler:

onehalfofaonce-ler:

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onehalfofaonce-ler:

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onehalfofaonce-ler:

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onehalfofaonce-ler:

Half-ler grins tiredly and heaves himself up, slinking up to Ted.

"Heeeey Shirley." YaaWWWN.

"Those animal friends of yours have finally settled down. More or less. Also I think I’m a mother." As a swanee swan hatchling clucks from atop the dragon’s head.

The resemblance is uncanny.

Anyway!!! I brought you somethiiiing~

"Don’t mind me kid, I’m alright. 

Oh yeah…? What is it?” Halfler’s wings are dragging but he makes an effort to lift his head up. No need to worry Shirley.

Um.. No, It’s not meat. Though I DID get you some fish!! But!!

Okay! First! Close your eyes..

CLOSE ‘EM.

-waves his hand in front of Half’s face-

..Heh.

-pulls out a jumbo bag of marshmallows-

Okay. Open ‘em.

...?? The dragon sees the bag and snorts and throws his head up happily.

"Okay now THIS, this will work kid." He grins, slinking up. “…mind giving me a hand opening it though…claws are meant for shredding. Not handling dedicates.” He says, dropping his huge mouth open and basically going aahhh, tail swaying back and forth eagerly.

Man, your teeth are sharp.. >:V

-grabs three or four marshmallows and tosses them into Half’s open mouth-

Half gulps down the handful quickly.

Uh-uh, keep ‘em coming. I could eat 5 of these bags and still be hungry. And if I want to keep that fire going I need to stock back up on fire power, I’m almost all out.

..Hmm..

-grabs the outer edges of the bag, pulling it wide open, and then dumps the whole thing into the dragon’s maw-

Better?

……CHOMP. Gulp.

"….a lot actually, yeah." Wriggles his nose and waits a moment. Then sticks his head into the fireplace and gives the logs a good belch of fire.

"Thanks kid," He bumps Ted fondly with his tail as he turns around.

Then eat her eat them all or maybe have a nice visit to the city I'm sure you could find some thing heh.
Anonymous

Halfler stretches his neck out and gives an indignant shriek.

"I eat fish. Occasionally steak. Chicken when I’m feeling daring. NOT my humans. Or any human for that matter!”

I'm back from the stooOOOOOOOOOOoooorrEEEEEE

ask-fake-ler:

onehalfofaonce-ler:

ask-fake-ler:

onehalfofaonce-ler:

ask-fake-ler:

onehalfofaonce-ler:

Half-ler grins tiredly and heaves himself up, slinking up to Ted.

"Heeeey Shirley." YaaWWWN.

"Those animal friends of yours have finally settled down. More or less. Also I think I’m a mother." As a swanee swan hatchling clucks from atop the dragon’s head.

The resemblance is uncanny.

Anyway!!! I brought you somethiiiing~

"Don’t mind me kid, I’m alright. 

Oh yeah…? What is it?” Halfler’s wings are dragging but he makes an effort to lift his head up. No need to worry Shirley.

Um.. No, It’s not meat. Though I DID get you some fish!! But!!

Okay! First! Close your eyes..

CLOSE ‘EM.

-waves his hand in front of Half’s face-

..Heh.

-pulls out a jumbo bag of marshmallows-

Okay. Open ‘em.

...?? The dragon sees the bag and snorts and throws his head up happily.

"Okay now THIS, this will work kid." He grins, slinking up. “…mind giving me a hand opening it though…claws are meant for shredding. Not handling dedicates.” He says, dropping his huge mouth open and basically going aahhh, tail swaying back and forth eagerly.

Man, your teeth are sharp.. >:V

-grabs three or four marshmallows and tosses them into Half’s open mouth-

Half gulps down the handful quickly.

Uh-uh, keep ‘em coming. I could eat 5 of these bags and still be hungry. And if I want to keep that fire going I need to stock back up on fire power, I’m almost all out.